December 2010
Once upon a time nobody gave a fuck, it's all said...
momosometimes:
That awkward moment when Red ran to the car like a...
xomonroexo:
I want to get my own back on my daddy cos we were...
LMFAO
You know it would be freakin hilarious if Usain...
shogunate ;): Horny, upset, rough? lol wut →
thispainisonlyytemporary:
I’m horny as fuck and angry as hell and when both get combined I go to workout. I wanna masturbate and slap a hoe. I swear I’m in the mood for some good rough angry sex that would help me out so so so very much right now. Some choke me and slam me against the wall type of slap me across the face…
That awkward moment when your mom/dad starts...
the fuck did i do?
reblog if you're a privileged white person
Trying to Give a Blowjob When I Still Had My...
sporadicspitfire:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is trying to give a blowjob to my then boyfriend when I still had my braces. It was my first time and I didn’t really know what I was doing. At first it was going OK, but then things went terribly. I will spare the nasty details, but let’s just say the night ended with penile bleeding, pubic hair and skin stuck in my braces, and...
I walk into class after break
ayejp:
WE HAD HOMEWORK?
LMFAO
“Yeahhhhhh So I’m Following Some Cool Blogs But……..I’m...”
– Fix That Shit.
“Now I Won’t Sleep For Two Days….”
– Reviewing The Conversation…Fuck.
“Oh Yeah, Merry Christmas.”
– Everybody Who Acts Like Calendars Don’t Exist.
December 25th, 2010 (12-4:30 AM)
Finally, a legit conversation. She’s breaking down, and throwing everything she as at me. Careful meditation will succeed…..maybe I…..
—-What A Mess….She’s Worth It (Right?).
The Best Gif. Ever Created!
j33zy:
Lmmfaooooo!!!!
Fear.
Theme of December 2010. Theme entering 2011.
Today she told me she is afraid of coming back to me because she is afraid….of me.
She is afraid I might hurt her. In any form.
I swear I’ve negotiated with my demons. They are only needed when needed. Call it adrenaline.
But she sees a beast in me. A monster. A tragic flaw behind my rehearsed perfections. I give her everything. She...
2 Paracetemol, 2 Codine and 1 Ibuprofen...
“Sooooooooo Soulja Boy TOTALLY Just Said Something About His Tumblr Page On...”
– Prepare To Delete Tumblr Within 5 Months.
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
bjaanesantos:
I Don't Like When I Brainstorm.
I think WAYYYY too much. It becomes dangerous, I become to analytical about things. And then I always mix it with imagination? The “What-If” philosophy…..it’s scary.
“Kush X Orange Juice.”
– Today.
